Dear Maneta

I have seen the haters dissing you on Facebook and Twitter and I think they are all useless cowards who hide behind the safety net of social media to say their nonsense.

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I bet you none of them would say what they are saying in your face. The truth is that every woman out there wants to be like you. You are beautiful, sexy and intelligent and your laughter lights up the room.

And every man who is posting all those nasty comments… truth is that they are frustrated because they know that there is no chance in hell that they can hook up with you- and they want to, so badly, because you are tight like that.

So let them talk nonsense all they like- ignore it.

While you’re ignoring them, here’s something you can focus on. I like you. Very much. I was watching you in the house and thinking that you would make a good girlfriend and wife. I love your lively character and sense of style. You know how to kill it shamwari.

Forget the jik jokes and the detergent disses. I can see the real you and I like what I see. When I heard that you and your boyfie are having some problems I thought ‘chance given’.

Isn’t it funny though, that people have so much time to post rubbish comments. Have you seen them? Thousands and thousands of them all over Facebook- kunge nyike yese yaita verbal diahorrea. Don’t they all have anything better to do?

When something that they think is good happens, do they flock to Facebook to post happy, positive comments? No. But just wait until someone makes a little mistake, like that poor girl Gamu in the UK and they forget all their church-decency and post the most appalling things; words I cannot repeat. I am sorry Maneta. This is human nature.

But that smile of yours. No mhan. That laugh. Too much.

Run away with me. Be my wife. I will make you happy.

Please respond.

Yours,
Befuddled with love
Big Ziso