Here are some of our favourite tweets from that hilarious Zimbo take on athleticism...
Theo_TheOtherOne @Madzibaba_TNT
#ifzimhostedtheolympics the athletes village would be an actual village
tash @nunu_ninja
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics after counting the votes twice, we have decided that the winner of the 50 metre sprint is…. Zimbabwe
Nzinga Q @NzingaQ
RT @CynicHarare: #ifzimhostedtheolympics In honour of our national leadership, members of the Zim relay team would refuse to pass the baton
Munyaradzi Hoto @MunyaHoto
#ifzimhostedtheolympics there would be ma orange nemvura pa halftime
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
#IfZimhostedtheolympics Japanese weight lifter Kakosho Matayako wouldn't understand why the commentators laugh when he's announced.
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
#IfZimhostedtheolympics French 400m athlete "Machendé" wouldn't understand what all the fuss is about.
Anisia Michael @NiseyLoves
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics "...Every country to bring their own generator. We are all in this together..." -ZESA's official statement
a zim standup comic™ @CarlJoshuaNcube
#ifzimhostedtheolympics the 100m finish line would be outside statehouse with race starting at 1759pm
DANakin Skywalker @DannythatGuy
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics Women's parallel parking as an event would be cancelled due to high risk and loss of life.
a zim standup comic™ @CarlJoshuaNcube
#ifzimhostedtheolympics the moto would be "if at first you don't succeed we have a guy that can orgAnise a medal for you at 50 bucks"
Bernard L Muponda @b3nml
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics all foreign medal winners will cede 51pc of their medals to our local athletes. This position is not negotiable
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics the mascot would be the #GokweGoblin
BTC @babytakucarter
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics Cascade will be a proud sponsor of energy drinks.
BTC @babytakucarter
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics Backstroke will be the only stroke for swimming in honor of Kirsty Coventry
Michell Sinyosi @michelerato
Hahaha RT @toto4shizzle RT @NNMusingwini: #IfZimHostedTheOlympics...because of water shortages, swimming would become a track event.
Anna_Chaka @AnnaChaka
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics tweets are just HILARIOUS..LOOOOL...cnt stop laughing
Tha™ @trabaka
#ifzimhostedtheolympics They would introduce the Pothole Challenge
pie da 5'5 @heyPAIDA
HAHAHA! RT @HeyToko #IfZimHostedTheOlympics ma gymnasts will have to wear tracksuits....ma leotards "anonyadzisira"
pie da 5'5 @heyPAIDA
LMAO RT @KingKGC #IfZimhostedtheolympics ZESA would conveniently cut power everytime a British, American or Aussie olympian won a medal.
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
#IfZimhostedtheolympics Russian athlete "Mustaf Wanyokov" doesn't get why the crowd cracks ups when he's called. @carlncube @Rufarod
Sanele Z Mbense @Sanele_Mbense
But... :"""D RT @Zibonele: #IfZimHostedTheOlympics all athletes will be asked to return their medals after the competition
Terry\o/ @iareTerry
#ifZimHostedTheOlympics we would officially replace the gold medal with a ngoda to the winner.
Thami @ThamiNo9
“@Son_Of_Moyo: #ifzimhostedtheolympics Britain would be disqualified from all events #KeepYourBritain” kwaaaaaxiox!!
Jorelle Taylor @pointfive_5
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics games will only be during the day cos eish electricity will be out @ night lol
Craig @Craboski
This! Lol RT @_RastaMansta_: #IfZimHostedTheOlympics the "zorai butter" celebration would be compulsory for all gold medal winners
Wanda Mthembu @wanda_bar
#ifzimhostedtheolympics pole vaults would be used to jump borders
Sam @sam4Lm
#ifzimhostedtheolympics we'd have newsreaders 25 years from now with names like Olympicsmore, Sprintmore, Swimmore Moyo
Milo @Milo_____
#IfZimHostedTheOlympics Jumping Borders would be their main event.
