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Friday, 30 July 2010 06:27

Starting this week The Zimbo Jam brings you "Teurai's Lists", a weekly column by Australian based Zimbabwean model Teurai Chanakira. Teurai will bring you lists of things that we all relate to as Zimbos, lists that will make you think, lists that will make you laugh and lists that will remind you that life is one long, er, list.

 

Teurai's Lists

The 5 Corniest Things
Guys Have Ever Said to Me...

Guys say the darndest things

^ Guys say the darndest things... (Picture: Corbis Images)

 


1. ‘Are you sure you don’t want to go out with me?
I’m going to be rich in the future’

After a debate on differing mild political views) – ‘You should be careful about those views... the world is just fine as it is.’
 2.

 

3. ‘Is it you or
is too hot in here?’

 

‘Wherever I am, I’m always
the most handsome guy in the room.’
 4.

5. ‘Hey Legs.’

 

- Teurai Chanakira for The Zimbo Jam


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Critic  - 6. YOU COULD BE FUNNIER !!!   |2010-07-30 06:49:22
7. THIS WAS A BORING READ - DID YOU WRITE IT - LEGS ?
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Nancy K   |2010-07-30 21:50:45
Well Mr Critic, I don't think it was meant to be funny. It's the 5 Corniest
Things NOT the 5 Funniest Things. What you just said is number 6.
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Eden Chuislekuda   |2010-07-30 17:21:11
Numbers 1 and 5 have to be the corniest that I've ever heard.
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Nancy K   |2010-07-30 21:49:14
Ha! Ha! Ao true. I have had similar from guys. Lot's of crazy - and
desperate - people out there.
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Namatai   |2010-07-30 21:56:36
Nice one Teurai.
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taribabe   |2010-08-06 07:12:22
DUH
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