On-the-run Zim Dancehall artist, Lady Squanda, today broke the silence and speculation since the surfacing of three videos that show her assaulting fellow artist and comedian Skimbo, before making him lick the sole of her foot.

In an exclusive interview with Zimbo Jam from her hideout, which she refused to disclose, she had this to say:

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“Musati Manditi guilty… or ndisati ndakupai apology, mirayi ndimbokuonesei something.

  1. Skimbo anogara achituka vanhu paadira in the name of comedy? Ko anewo here kana tsambawo inorakidza kuti police yakamupa mvumo yekungotukavanhu?
    (Skimbo is always insulting people in the name of comedy. Does he have even a letter from the police giving him the permission to judge people?)
  2. Ko paakambonditi ndakabvisa nhumbu akange aenda neni kuchipatara here kunobvisa nhumbu? Uriwe murume wangu unofila sei uchinzwa kuti mukadzi wako akabvisa nhumbu iwe hautombozvizive?
    (That time when he said I had an abortion, did he go with me to the hospital? If you were my husband how would you feel if you heard that your wife had had an abortion without you even knowing it?)
  3. Ko mwana wangu paakazvinzwa akafilawo sei?
    (And when my child heard this, how do you think they felt?)
  4. Ko paanoramba achinditi ndapera voice nebrongo akambondiona ndakabata brongo here or akambondisendera brongo racho here?
    (And all those times he says I no longer have a voice because I abuse bronco, has he ever seen me holding bronco or has he ever sent me some?)
  5. I want you to tell me kuti unonzwa sei nyika yese ichiudzwa kuti waba brugwa? Mapent here? Ko ndirimbavha ndingabe pent ndichisiya zvinhu zvese zvine value zvangazvirimo? Lodge yacho inonzi chai? handizive… ko muridzi we lodge anonzani?Handizive. Horait, wanga uriko here uchindionandichiba? Ayehwa. Murungu wacho wandakabira manduwe akadiikundisungisa? This is my story. I am Lady Squanda.”
    (How would you feel if the whole country was told you stole underwear? Panties! Really? If I was a thief would I steal panties and leave every thing else of value? Which lodge was he referring to? I don’t know. What’s the owner’s name? I don’t know. OK. Were you there? Did you see me stealing? No. Did the person who I stole from  report me to the police?) “

 

The reaction comes in barely a day before the case goes to court, according to the complainant Skimbo.

The victim in the alleged abduction and violent assault confirmed to Zimbo Jam that two perpetrators had been arrested by the police and the search for Squanda and other members of her gang continues. The writer is making efforts to get a comment from the Chitungwiza police and we will continue to keep the readers posted on further developments.

The little-known comedian has meanwhile become an instant social media sensation and something of a street celebrity. During an interview with this publication last week, Skimbo was constantly being interjected by greetings from members of the public who wanted to get a selfie or simply greet him. During the past week, he has made appearances on the national broadcaster, ZTV, and has participated in several radio interviews.

Lady Squanda’s real whereabouts remain unknown, though unconfirmed reports suggest she left for Botswana, apparently evading arrest. Her manager, DJ Sparks, who was not present when the incident took place, has been fighting in defense of his artist despite offering a scornful apology and afterwards deactivating his Facebook account last week.